Darlings! Darlings! Darlings!
My entourage and I are here. This is our internet pilot of The Lizzy D Show. You're in for treats better than chocolate. Tsk-Tsk-Tsk, hold your orgasm sweetheart. That's just a tickle.
Entertainment. Encouragement. Enlightenment. You'll be invigorated. Hold It - Hold It. Lest any forget - Lizzy D is for mature adults only! Shall I repeat it for you darling? Mature adults only!
Are you ready for romance? You! Yes you.
Yes? Do you have a mature mind? Yes? Then my show is all for you.
No reason to be on edge, dear. We revel in matters of the heart - love and romance - the tropical variety. Quite beautiful. There will be sexual references, contexts and situations, as well as, sizzling discourse on such matters. We explore our magnificent bodies - this wondrous creation. Uh! But do I need surgery, darling? Do I? Do I?
If you prefer lite or tepid romance, we do make recommendations. However, sweetheart, Lizzy D is neither lite nor tepid, it is romance for mature minds only!
We have a fascinating array of romance choices, darlings. Coconut Water. Peeled Bananas. Sugar Cane Juice. Peaches. Pineapple Slices. Honey Comb Suite. And, of course, our well-lit EXIT! No rush. Enjoy my video selection. "Hips don't lie!" Beleive me, dear, these hips don't lie. But, darlings, darlings, darlings, do I need surgery?
Lizzy D